Overview
Ooh, name it after me! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Why would I want to know that? What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food.
It's a T. It goes “tuh”. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I can explain. It's very valuable. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.
Bender, we're trying our best. Kif might! You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. I'm Santa Claus!